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Read moreBlu Cheese Dip
Ingredients: 150g blue cheese 5oz cream 3 tbs mayonnaise 1 tsp garlic salt 1/2 tsp pepper Put it all together: All the ingredients in a blender and zazz them for a bit.
Read moreJambalaya
(Probably serves 4) Ingredients: 4 boned chicken thighs opened out 1 tbs cajun rub (I used Schwartz Blackened Cajun Seasoning) 1 tsp chilli flakes for the marinade 2 tbs olive oil for the marinade 1 red onion, finely chopped 1 red or yellow pepper, finely chopped 1 celery stick, finely chopped About 8 inches of smoked sausages (Polish, Chorizo or […]
Read moreRata2E aka Ratatouille
Ingredients: 1 Yellow Pepper 2 Red Peppers 1 Courgette 2 Aubergines 3 Red Onions 4 Tomatoes 400 g Tin Passata 8 Cloves Garlic 2 Bay Leaves Olive Oil 1 tsp Pepper ½ tsp Salt 1 tsp Basil 2 tsp Chilli Flakes Make it: Core and deseed Peppers Cut into Orio sized pieces probably 6 from each pepper Season with […]
Read moreEasy Peasy Keema Peas
Ingredients: ½ Kg Lamb Mince 2 tablespoons Sunflower Oil 2 medium onions, peeled and sliced 1 large tsp Garlic paste 1 large tsp Ginger paste 10 oz chopped tomatoes 1 tsp Salt or to taste 4 tsp Chilli Flakes Red or 1 tsp Chilli Powder ½ tsp Ground Turmeric 2 tsp Ground Cumin 2 tsp Ground Coriander 1 tsp Garam […]
Read moreNot much luck at the pet shop ….
I went to the pet shop to buy a Goldfish. The guy said “Do you want an aquarium?”. I said “I don’t care what star sign it is!”.
Read morePsychology Quotations
To do is to be (Nietzsche) To be is to do (Kant) Do be do be do (Scooby-Doo)
Read moreLike rain on your wedding day
Bought a prestige non-stick frying pan. Couldn’t peel the label off. Confused!
Read moreWeird Linguistic Anthropology that I need to come back to
What’s the matter He gave me a tooer
Read moreDoes anyone have any bum jokes?
I’ve got piles!
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